Ok Delbut inspired me. What can I say?
Never in my life have I: eaten rabbit.
High school was : Not a heck of alot of fun. I went to a Catholic High School. I was voted "easiest to get along with." yes it was shortened to "easiest." That came later...ha ha. Joking. I studied WAY too hard, how idiotic was that? I was #1 in my class Freshman year, then dropped to 31 by Senior year thanks to boys and marahootchie.
When I'm nervous : I sweat like crazy, get knots in my stomach. whine.
My hair : Is very medusa looking in the morning, but I clean up alright.
When I was 5 : I had an imaginary friend named "Benny," but one day my grandmother stepped on him. That was the end of Benny.
When I turn my head left : I can't hear because I have tinnitus in my left ear...so please remember NOT to whisper sweet nothings in that ear...because...well, I will hear nothing. Ok nevermind.
I should be : dancing...yeah!
By this time next year : I will be at my Formosa Fest. Please join me!
My favorite aunt is : My Auntie Chris who saved my life pretty much. (I put the BAD in "bad girl" in my younger daze).
I have a hard time understanding : why most people don't think the way I do.
You know I like you if : I ask you 5 billion questions about yourself.
My ideal breakfast is : An omelet with avocado, cheese, tomatoes and chipotle salsa, home fries, coffee (but I gave it up), and a Mimosa. With Brad Pitt on the side. Angelina too.
If you visit my home town : You will wonder how I turned out to be so incredibly warm, friendly and loving. (And modest).
If you spend the night at my house : I may snuggle with you.
My favorite blonde is : OWEN FREAKING WILSON
My favorite brunette is : Frida Khalo. She's dead though, so I am not quite sure what color her hair is now.
The animal I would like to see flying besides birds : An elephant. Dumbo. (my husband's nickname for me).
I shouldn't have been : born a woman. :) nah um...so mean to my daughter last week in the car. I was so stressed. Sorry baby.
Last night I: slept in my daughter's bed because my husband snores so effing loud.
A better name for me would be : Misty Simone. (Long story).
I've been told I look like: the woman with the curly hair on Three's Company.
If I could have any car, it would be : An "Austin Powers" mini Cooper, or a VW Microbus.